9-1-1?

I can be pretty annoying at times, if only you are being one. I can be pretty irritating to you all day long if only I think you deserve to be treated as one. And you should know that you cant be an ass to me all day and then expect me to give you respect. You cant be an ass to me all day and then expect me to you treat right. And you can stop with the patronizing nicknames for me, call me by name and dont give me silly nicknames just because that could probably pleases you.

I am a nice person who couldn’t even bring myself to attempt any murder by any part and any way that any human being could think off. That makes me charming to anybody else. I am a nice person and I am nice to you. So whatever your damage is, you better start to be freakin nice to me. Is that a problem?