Life lessons #himym Season 4

Ted: Okay, I'm going to say something out loud that I've been doing a pretty
good job of not saying out loud lately. What you and Tony have, what I
thought for a second you and I had, what I know that Marshall and Lily
have, I want that. I do. I keep waiting for it to happen. I'm waiting for
it to happen and I guess I'm just tired of waiting. And that is all I'm
going to say on that subject.

Stella: You know how I talked my way out of a speeding ticket?

Ted: Really?

Stella: I was heading upstate with my parents, I was doing 90 on the country
roads. I got pulled over. So this cop, gets out of his car, swaggers
over and he says, 'Lady, I've been waiting for you all day.' And I
said, 'Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could.'

Ted: For real?

Stella: No, it's just a joke... I know that you're tired of waiting. And you
may have to wait a little while more but, she's on her way, Ted. And
she's getting here as fast as she can.